A War

I am extremely furious, because a war was brought upon me, and it doesn't help that I can't strike back. In just a short time span of less than an hour, I was left dejected and defeated. It was a war with .... the birds! This is what happened.

I had the car this weekend as my parents are away, but stayed in school so that I could study for my test and do my assignments. So I decided to go to clementi for my dinner, and to draw money. I found a rare parking lot in the clementi central car park, and when I came out from my car, I noticed a whole lot of birds around the car park. I think it was not uncommon as I have heard the loud chirps of birds there for quite a few times already. So when I looked up and saw this not so big tree above where I parked my car, I didn't think much of it. But I was soooo wrong.

After dinner, I came back to find the car totally sprawled with bird droppings! It was soooooo bad that I couldnt really see out thru the windscreen, and had no choice but to dirty the car wiper. But it wasnt just the windscreen. The side mirrors, the front bonnet, the top, the back, the back windscreen, and even the doors. The birds had hit me real hard. I'm telling you it was sooo bad that if insurance companies did cover damages for bird shit, they would have shunned me away. To make things worse, somehow or rather car wash at petrol kiosks seemed to have gone extinct when I tried looking for one (or is it really extincted already?), so I went alllll the way back home just to wash the car myself. And boy did I have a tough time.

Crap!